Captain of the Ship — Funny Joke

A navy captain is alerted by his Mate that there is a Pirate ship heading towards them. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.

The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”


Captain of the Ship -- Funny Joke

The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight off the pirates eventually.

The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, “Get me my brown pants!”


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